HOW TO FLATTEN YOUR TUSH
Whether you call it a tush, a
derriere, a fanny or a rear end, Coach Marge Reardon wants to
make yours a joy to behold. This spoof on exercise and diet
books has witty asides and illustrated exercises. A gag gift
to get a million laughs on this funny yet practical
how-to-do-it fitness book.
Since she first wrote this
book, the spreading interest in a flat tush has been a source
of revelation and dollars to the author. She has received
letters and phone calls from people who have finally
discovered their own tushies.
When she first started to flatten her tush, she was
discouraged. She had to discipline myself to an exercise
program that required many
different movements. She had to get in touch with her tush
the moment she awoke each morning to the end of each day. She
had to run, jog, walk with her tush behind her. She had to
the strict Tush Diet. Often, the exercise program was boring
unsatisfactory. She was ready to give up on her tush. But she
didn't and before she knew it, everything worked just as she
wanted it to be.
Comments on HOW TO FLATTEN YOUR
"Yours is the Greatest."
"Since your appearance Ed
and I are a little flatter in the tush and larger in the
"Tell it like it isMarge
Reardon is a veritable morsel of dorsal."
"In praise of Marge
Reardon, I could kiss my own tush."
"Greetings everyone! From
Rodeo Drive to Malibu everyone in Hollywood is doing it
these days. Flatten your tush is the biggest in Hollywood
craze since forging your own check."
"Marge Reardon in 1980.
America needs someone to bring up the rear."
The Republican Party
"HOW TO FLATTEN YOUR TUSH
has replaced running as America's #1 sport."
M. Wallace, 57 Minutes
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Coach Marge Reardon is a former army sergeant, and physical
education instructor in the Des Moines, Iowa alternate
1977 she quit her job at Al's Nosherye to embark on a personal
exercise program to flatten her own tush. Determined to help
others with these successful tush exercises she wrote this
less than three weeks.
The overwhelming response to Ms. Reardon's program led to
an appearance on the Johnny Carson Show and national celebrity
status. Tush Training Centers are now opening in Los Angeles
Kerhonksen, New York. HOW TO FLATTEN YOUR TUSH has
been translated into five languages to date and will soon be a
major motion picture.
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