A hilarious collection of alibis and
lies which serve as a valuable guide for those who need a
"good story" to get out of a jam, and entertaining reading for
those who dont. By Mort Weisinger and Arthur Henley.
Hardcover, 286 pgs.
The Complete Alibi Handbook is
a guide to side-stepping, parrying, and avoiding the truth,
even in situations where the speaker appears to have been
caught red-handed. This book covers almost every situation the
average man might face during his lifetime. How to explain the
lipstick on your collar when you were spending the evening
with the boys around a card table . . . what to say when an
important client finds you at
the races when urgent personal business made you cancel your
appointment with him . . . what happens when your wife is told
by a lingerie clerk that her husband was in the other day with
an attractive redhead these are only a few of the situations
for which the authors have produced valid and acceptable
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HOW TO FLATTEN YOUR TUSH
Whether you call it a tush, a
derriere, a fanny or a rear end, Coach Marge Reardon wants to
make yours a joy to behold. This spoof on exercise and diet
books has witty asides and illustrated exercises. A gag gift
to get a million laughs on this funny yet practical
how-to-do-it fitness book.
Since she first wrote this
book, the spreading interest in a flat tush has been a source
of revelation and dollars to the author. She has received
letters and phone calls from people who have finally
discovered their own tushies.
When she first started to flatten her tush, she was
discouraged. She had to discipline myself to an exercise
program that required many
different movements. She had to get in touch with her tush
the moment she awoke each morning to the end of each day. She
had to run, jog, walk with her tush behind her. She had to
the strict Tush Diet. Often, the exercise program was boring
unsatisfactory. She was ready to give up on her tush. But she
didn't and before she knew it, everything worked just as she
wanted it to be.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Coach Marge Reardon is a former
army sergeant, and physical
education instructor in the Des Moines, Iowa alternate
schools. The overwhelming response to Ms. Reardon's program
an appearance on the Johnny Carson Show and national celebrity
status. Tush Training Centers are now opening in Los Angeles
Kerhonksen, New York. HOW TO FLATTEN YOUR TUSH has
been translated into five languages to date and will soon be a
major motion picture.
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HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO
Youve heard of how
to make love to a man, to a woman, and to each other. Now at
last - the ultimate experience! Learn how to get excited about
yourself and satisfy yourself. Highly humorous!
RM57.00 (US$15.00) postpaid
An audacious collection of outrageous cracks to make
you crack up. Read what famous people gossip about other
famous people. Appeal to everyone's baser instincts when one
famous person castigates another with really dirty digs -
either subtle or right on the nose! 1500 hilarious barbs.
RM34.01 (US$8.95) postpaid
"It is best to
base your work on your talent. Doing the one thing that you
can do better than someone else is a sure-fire way to become
the best that you can be. It is a proven recipe for success.
"If you do the
work that you don't like or you lack the aptitude for, it will
be a costly experience for you. If is easy to get hurt and
fail badly when you go against your natural inclination, when
you do not follow your dream, when you are ambitious.
"To know what your
talent is, start with your abilities. Develop your #1 ability
to a high level until it becomes a skill. Continue to develop
your skill to a higher level. It will become your talent in
"If you are hoping
to know your talent at birth, forget it. It is very rare for a
person to be born a genius."
- Van Gogh